Stop the presses, halt the carrier pigeons, and throw on your clogs, ladies and gents, because the infamous, magnificent, life-ruining majesty that is the Windmill Jumper has returned to our lives! In this, the year of our Lord of Badgers 2012, we have reason to rejoice, for no matter how bleak the world may seem, and no matter how the mainstreams threaten our ways of life, there will always be a glorious French Duke in a Windmill Jumper somewhere out there, and that, my friends, is something worth believing in.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST FOR A PHOTO SHOOT
BUT OF COURSE IT’S HIS JUMPER
OF COURSE
